You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you,
but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day. - Ambrose Bierce
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants. - Whitney Brown
This one I saw at a bus stop: "Tabasco. A touch of Tabasco turns on the flavour." The poster featured a slice of seafood
pizza, a disembodied hand, and a bottle of Tabasco held aloft by said hand. How Tabasco could make your food taste like anything
other than... Tabasco sauce, I'll never know. But then, my Dad likes everything to taste like salt and vinegar, so there's
obviously a market for monoflavourings.
Notice I'm spelling flavour with a U here. One thing I'll say for Tabasco is that they at least localize their advertising.
I was getting ice cream in a Baskin Robbins the other day and there was a big cardboard promotion for that horse
cartoon Spirit. In huge lettering was the word "flavor." How difficult is it to localize an advertisment targetted at children?
Hmm? Kids across the country will be flunking their grade 2 spelling tests now. THANKS SPIRIT, you big wanky tool of the corporate
imperials.
